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Hey Gossip Lovers! It's that time again and boy do we have an issue for you. Let's start with our recapping of Austria. It took awhile to get this to you, but even Gossip Girl needs time to recouperate.

It's rumoured that, jealous of MacBusty's ample assets, Victoria McLaggen got breast enlargements over the summer. Did anyone notice? I should have looked harder at the ball. Are the rumours of lesbianism amongst BBV true? After all, two of them did come together. (Which is better than Louis Weasley, who supposedly came with a family member.)

Speaking of BBV and lesbianism, we've heard that Barbie is really Albus Potter's beard. For those of you who aren't in the know, that means she's covering for his homosexuality. After viewing this image, we fear it might be true. And then there's the news that she was spotted in a compromising position with Alfie Abercrombie in the castle gardens. Who would have thought that? Answer: everyone.

And, while some apparently can't move on, there are others who can. The Golden Couple of Hogwarts seems to be officially over. Dominique Weasley is moving on with Iain Pucey. And by moving on, we mean moving on. While Oliver doesn't seem heartbroken. After parting ways with Dominique, he was spotted in the dark recesses of the upstairs balcony with someone that wouldn't have looked nearly as pretty were she in a dress. Needless to say, we can see what he saw in her. And we did. Literally.

In general BBV antics, there was apparently an episode involving three Austrian triplets at the ball. These girls get around, don't they. There are also rumours of a threesome with Bridget, Victoria, and Paddie Prang and, after seeing him spinning both ladies around the dance floor excessively, we can say this is likely. Their tryst was overheard in the planning stages over refreshments. Really, girls...inside voices?

It seems Hufflepuff boys have a thing for Slytherin girls. We have it on good authority that there are several pairings in the works. Stephen Corner and Alex Boot were hot and heavy all over Austria and, as much as Flynn Cauldwell may deny it, we saw him with Perdita Urquhart at the Ball. Though Matilda Smith may try to mask it with hate, we've learned exclusively that she and Charlie Warrington were seen together in the gardens. And you know what happens there. Now we just have to see how it works out. Who is it for you, Matilda? Charlie Warrington or James Potter. Never would have thought that!

And it seems that maybe Louis Goyle likes girls after all! He was seen keeping company with Abigail Finnigan, the eternal virgin. Maybe we've found his type after all.

Has anyone noticed an increase in nudity this year? It seems SOME GIRLS can't keep their clothes on or say no to alcohol. Who knows what Tarts and Vicars will hold. One thing is certain - whatever happens, Gossip Girl will be there.

That's it for this issue of Gossip Girl. You know you love it. xoxo

Hello avid readers! It's time to kick this term off a little earlier than we all would have liked. This edition of Gossip Girl is brought to you from somewhere far from home, in the safety of an overcrowded lodge. So far, Austria has been full of drama, and not just from the students.

Gossip girl has it on good authority that Professors Trimble and Belby were seen fighting by several students. Really, we all know who'd win that fight. But the question really should be this. Who will have the last laugh? I don't know about you, but my money is on Belby. Theories abound. Love triangle? Lovers' spat? Mission to take over the world gone awry? More on this later.

It seems there is a mysterious sickness spreading. It started in Slytherin, where all illness originates, and seems to be spreading. Heads up, guys. Professor Beckham is onto you and it was reportedly overheard that, from now on, if you aren't at a scheduled event, you better be in the hospital suite. I'm sure Madam Stimpson won't be thanking her any time soon.

Is anyone else wondering what really happened between the golden couple of Hogwarts? After the humiliating display by Dominique Weasley at karaoke, it's apparent that Oliver Wood is a very naughty boy. Kudos to you, Dominique, for standing up for yourself. But please don't do it again via song.

If the Lady Marmalade number didn't make Oliver miss her, we don't know what will. The Slytherin girls went all out for karaoke, holding nothing back. Literally. And was it just us, or did anyone else spy Matilda Smith being nice. I thought I saw a hug or two. It's apparently catching. Word is that Alexandria Boot and Victoria McLaggen are now best friends. It seems Victoria has been forced to expand her circle of friends after stealing the boyfriend of Barbie MacFusty. It wasn't as if their haven't been clues for ages. How did Barbie ever miss that one?

It appears the Gryffindors have run amok. Again. From nasty public break-ups to even nastier lap dances, nothing seems to keep them under control. Just look at the trio who thought giving Louis Goyle a lap dance would be a good idea. I'm betting there are a few girls in Slytherin disputing their sanity right now. My advice, girls? RUN.

AND THIS JUST IN. Apparently, love really does happen in Austria. Or, at least, marriage. That's right. We've seen the certificate ourselves. Barbie MacFusty and James Potter tied the knot. We'll have to send them a fruit basket. And perhaps a dose of common sense. Hint to the happy Potters? Check the front desk. Your marriage certificate is there.

That's it for this issue of Gossip Girl. You know you love it. xoxo